This reminds me of Mario an Essay: https://youtu.be/1ZUhJsf1yUo?si=lXgmGMOqUjHxv7sK

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These dudes are just the cutest!!

Just use Debian tbh

Camunda BPM is pretty bad.

What’s wrong with Wayland?

What’s wrong with Debian?

What is Zelda 3?

HP stands for heinous product.

It works with WINE ok, but you might get better luck with someone more native.

Java is absolutely not dying… unfortunately. Billions of people depend on spaghetti code written by corporations every day. I think Java will be the next COBOL. It won’t die and it’s unfortunate.

Seconding SumatraPDF, it has steered me through storms for years.