FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

“Hey, that’s not fair! They’re using an OP economic system. I’m Top-tier ‘Barbarism’ specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!”

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

lol, in the finest American tradition:

“Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return.” To which Hearst’s alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.

An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.

On the one hand Blinken looks like he’s about to break down and start weeping. Biden and the woman from the IMF, on the other hand, look like they’re about to vomit out of sheer contempt

The war’s beginning was Russia’s fault; the war’s end will be America’s.

“…oh, and the lead up that made the war inevitable? That was ’s too.”

I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

They made $40 billion in profit on oil and gas in 2022 and they can’t even be arsed to spend 0.25% to pretend to be doing something to reduce the rate of their eco-cide

“Of course it does! We trained those divers well, they wouldn’t generate evidence for our investigators to find that points back to us now would they?”