Costumers?

Oh, no thank you. You can keep it.

Seems valid to show the age if you’re winning an award and the oldest person to ever do so

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I think that’s because pretty much everything just happens on the internet now. Most specialized applications are either built cross platform or are a website, so it really doesn’t matter what you use that much. It’s just down to personal preference

I have always said that setting yourself on fire is bad for your health, and this just proves my point.

I’m still using a password shared with me, no issues at all.

That would make for a pretty good band name

Why did your brain do this to all these dogs?

I mean add as in “do math” - if it ends in a 2 add one and it’s a 3

Angry Ellen Degeneres in that last one

Oh no, who could have foreseen this?

I mean, it’s not like an SSN is secure at all. Add 1 to your SSN and that’s most likely a completely valid number for someone else

You have 7 days until that happens, chill out

There is a banana ban

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

Only to check and make sure I look normal every now and then.

I hate when the person sharing their screen brings up their view of the video chat, so now I see myself full screen and I don’t want that

JUST LOOK AT THE BUTTON AND TAP YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER BROTHER, oh yeahhh!

I’d love to join a zoom call with a doctor and watching them try to pronounce that.

My health insurance company did this with my first name. Now when I communicate with them in any way, even a doctor telemedicine visit,I have to pretend my name is Christophe.