Our brains are quite adaptive though, maybe at first it would be like a pigeon playing QWOP, but after some time I think we’d figure it out.

It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!

Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.

The definition of precariat.

Is it supposed to be interpreted as see them tiddies, maybe?

Reading your list there, and they all sound like poor people problems. Have you thought about being rich instead?

Almost carton.

Deported.

I only like all-natural fruits and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?

Did number 2 the same, then again with killing everyone and no powers. First playthrough took forever, second was only a few hours.

I will always remember you, Fry.

MEMORY DELETED.

I haven’t actually synced a new phone to Signal, does everything just carry over? I assumed you needed to transfer your account from phone to phone, not just link a new device.

The chat continues on all linked devices from the point in time that they are linked.

Imagine two people having a face-to-face conversation, then a third person walks up and joins in. The third person doesn’t know what was said before they joined the conversation, but all three continue the conversation from that point on.

Linked devices are like the above example, if two of those people were married and tell each other every conversation they’ve had since their wedding.

From the Australian fair work ombudsmen:

When overpayments occur, the employer and employee should discuss and agree on a repayment arrangement.

If the employee agrees to repay the money, a written agreement should be made which sets out the:

• reason for the overpayment

• amount of money overpaid

• way repayments will be made (for example, cash, cheque or electronic transfer) and how often (this has to be reasonable).

Granted, this is generally for overpayment of wages and not specific to redundancy pay. There may be clauses in their contracts with varying terms that allow them to reclaim, but I’m just some dude on the internet.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/casino-tokens-chip-monks/

Even if it’s strap-on anal? That’s appalling.

Girls can’t get pegged, or girls can’t play Fallout?

Me when I peel my foreskin back.

I remember hearing a theory that it could have been intended as a viral marketing campaign for the remake of It. Once it started getting bad press, they gave up on the idea, but copycats kept copycatting.

No idea if there’s any truth to any of that, but it seems plausible.

My money is on them being re-enabled after every update.