The urinals at my work are terrible, even though I’m 5’10". One is so low that it’s like pissing in a bucket. The other is so high it’s like pissing straight ahead.

The last decade has broken anyone’s ability to separate sarcasm from reality.

When stupid people think their opinions are as good as opinions from experts, the world edges closer to extinction.

Lesbian or not, Velma is my sex idol.

Geez, they couldn’t write an article about the strike and the issues rather than how “runway-ready” she looks in a t-shirt?

As someone with both Multiple Sclerosis and a whole bunch of environmental and food allergies, I hope we both get helped.

The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.

Keep in mind that he fully admitted to holding back info on Trump. He exercised editorial control over submitted content in order to push an agenda.

Now, so does a lot of the media, but he was portraying Wikileaks as a beacon of transparency.

I stole my friend Andy’s plane, flew it and crashed it into the forest. I survived and hiked out, and he was extremely angry.

In real life, Andy doesn’t have a plane, and I don’t know how to pilot one.

I’m about 90% Lemmy, 9% Reddit, 1% Tribel right now.

As soon as Lemmy has enough people and communities to keep me always reading something new that interests me, I’ll be 100%. I’ve already abandoned subreddits that I modded. There’s little to keep me going back.

My grandmother went to the doctor during her cancer diagnosis and complained that she had a bump inside her ear that affected her hearing. The doctor investigated and there was an insect that died in there many years before and the skin grew around it.

In the end, it was not removed. They were cremated together.