Yeah but he was an asshole which was a pre-existing condition, so we’re going to have to deny murder coverage here.

Store brand dire wolves, so disappointing.

Ugh, I’ve got nest protects and actually like them. I guess that’s another headstone in the Google graveyard.

Seems low.

“It’s all fake, and even if it’s not no sensitive information was leaked, and even if it was the operation was a resounding success.”

Well, how is his wife holding up?

I don’t work in the gaming industry but this hit home. It really does feel that way.

Executive order to make it illegal to trade in or sell Teslas coming any minute.

I went to therapy and my boiler still isn’t working!

To figure out the rest?

This is the site: https://dogeque.st/

Despite the headlines it doesn’t seem to actually have extensive data. As an example, my area has an annoyingly high tesla presence and I see exactly one tesla listed on the site. Hell, there are less than ten listed for my major metro area.

Serious answer to a facetious reply: I’d imagine there has to be some level of software involved if it’s pulsing, even if it’s rudimentary or low level. I also wonder what it does in terms of the bodies demands such as during physically intense activities. I’d guess that it doesn’t which, along with the 4 hour battery life, probably answers why it’s a stop gap and not an alternative at this point. Still awesome though.

Fascinating, and awesome for people in need, but a whole new level of battery anxiety.

When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!

I read this in at least one British accent.

“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

Oh man, they are gonna ruin like 5 people’s day with this.

Trying to make Donny Jr accountable? That’s a tarrifing.