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15 days agoI need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.
I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.
That’s a lot of confidence in your ball garglin’ skills.