The algorithm wouldn’t lie to you.

Is this the bottom half of Loss?

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

They’re pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she’s fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.

I had a girl in my classroom watch the second plane hit the tower and said out loud to the room, “wow, what a coincidence.” We were so innocent… and she was so dumb.

That’s been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can’t spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won’t prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

That’s a lot of confidence in your ball garglin’ skills.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!

In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.