I’m 46; the older I’ve gotten the more socialist I’ve become.

His face when they just make incomprehensible grunts and poop on the rug.

So what you’re saying is, Trump loves child exploitation and drug trafficking.

Of course he did. He did the same shit last time; he undid as much of what Obama did as physically possible as quickly as possible, simply because Obama did it. Trump’s a petty, narcissistic old shithead and we’re all screwed.

Here’s some options.

• The genie is a slave: it resents being used for its abilities by punny mortals, so it screws them over however it can.
• The genie is alien: it doesn’t understand what humans actually mean, so it takes them literally when it interprets their wish.
• The genie is malicious: it wants to hurt you and probably escape its confinement, or sees you as a tool to do evil.
• The genie is a pedant: it deliberately only grants the letter of the wish, regardless of consequences, for whatever reason.
• The genie is a dick: he doesn’t like you and enjoys goading, trolling, and generally fucking with you for its own amusement.
• The genie is just following the rules: whatever force traps the genie requires it to be like this. Maybe whatever trapped it decided, or the rules of god, its society, or its nature force its behavior.

Klaus is an international treasure.

*tires

But yes, indoor forklifts are very, very heavy and have smooth AF tires. You can practically drift certain forklifts if you know what you’re doing.

We’ll deserved though.

Once I forgot to drop my forks when I went to go into a truck, so I have the bay door 2 new ventilation holes.

Although I did come in one morning to see the mezzanine drooping dramatically on one side, apparently somebody on 3rd shift ROYALY fucked up. Lucky it wasn’t structurally compromised to the point where it couldn’t be fixed. He, uh, that guy got fired.

Hey if a woman can be King - it’s happened, look it up - then a man can be Queen. Or in Queen.

Literalist: The glass contains about 50% water.

Nihilist: The glass doesn’t matter.

Anarchist: The glass is now full of piss.

Absurdist: the glass is now upside-down without spilling the water.

Me: I don’t know who’s glass this is so it’s going in the sink.

I can’t wait until winter is over and I can see how rusty the road salt makes these, up here in the cold and snowy parts of the country.

And set them on fire when they can’t work in the gulag anymore.

I mean there’s no street legal car in the world that can go 420 so you’d probably just get that ticket thrown out. Still have to pay the court cost though which is bullshit.

They left out nihilism. Realizing that none of the facts matter and reality sucks.

Welcome to America, where you are free to fuck off and die. Here’s your bill.

Oh I would have totally done this lol

When you cast Chain Lightning at nothing.

I mean I wouldn’t ever live in California, but not because of what these talking maga skin piles keep saying. I just revise to live in a disaster-prone region. I mean California has a fire season. Fuuuuuck that. Same goes for hurricane territory.