Stop calling me Dave, Hal. You know it’s not my name.

No and to be totally honest I don’t think I even want that in my search history 🤢

This might be the most “sub” vibe I’ve ever read.

I have and I 100% can tell you which color skittle I’m eating.

Edit: This only includes the original flavors. I’m not familiar enough with the various versions.

This is silly semantics. If you can close your eyes and tell which color you are eating then the flavors are different enough. Scent is also linked to taste.

I keep having this argument with my mom. She keeps trying to tell me it’s because I’m older and my taste bus have changed. I’ll admit my preference in flavor may have broadened but all my favorite snacks and candy from the late 80s and early 90s have been terribly inshitafide. My absolute favorite was skittles. The apple ruined them but then they finally caved and put lime back in only to change the receipt altogether which ruined them a second time. At least one of the ingredients is illegal in most countries at this point.

I mean doesn’t everyone still at least wear the stretchy shorts under their dress? Like I’m not going just panties. That seems so lewd.

This is like the rambling of street person after a week long math binge. Like, are these a bunch of idioms that just lose meaning in translation? And what’s up with all the hate over yeast?

I was unaware the translation was this far off base. Can you give more about this? I love hearing about how bastardized the Bible has become from the ages of playing telephone.

Oh wow. I had no idea those were him as well. Watching a few more videos after my post I did come to realize it was an actual tv sketch of some sort. Production value was a bit too high for the time. Still hilarious but not the diamond in the rough I first thought.

Holly hell that guy put out ten videos 13years ago… how did you even find it?

Biblically accurate Clipy.

Still not all of the US. That generalization is simply not true. The city I live in is not in fact more than $2.50 for a mcburger. So, is the city you live in worth the cost?

What are you taking about? A hamburger is $2.19

My favorite is still antiboyotics😝

Can someone explain this one to me?

I feel like this is like that copy-pasta where the person doesn’t know they are color blind.

Wait, that’s not ground beef? 🤮

Ok, so I’m getting old but love this silly meme. Can anyone help me with some context so I know when and where to properly deploy this beaut?