I was having a conversation with someone the other day about lost websites, including this one. I only managed to track it down from a comment I made on a forum about a tonne of links I sent to a news site, which included a jokey aside about statue molesting. Blimey that was hard work. Now to find Fat Chicks in Party Hats and Portal of Evil…

Ah, I remember the old statue molesters website, they were more innocent times.

Weirdly never even noticed there would be an issue.

And they are implementing AP via ForgeFed.

Luckily, I’m with United Utilities who will only be raising bills by 32% each year for 5 years. Which is a bargain! I think.

Free guns for all, y’all!

No, April Fools jokes are still great.

Pretty. The Great Tongue Survey was pretty comprehensive.

Managed to save 13% on my energy bills and lock that in for 16 months. Now to crunch down on my broadband and mobile charges.

Small beer compared to all the rises you have no control over but every little helps, I suppose.

I’ve had two effective pay cuts and am currently in negotiations for an actual one, which is looking like it won’t happen.

That’s awesome. Good stuff.

I officially take back all the mean things I’ve said about the noble Prince Andrew and our, beyond reproach, Royal Family. And I definitely won’t be posting to !abolishthemonarchy@feddit.uk again. In fact I never have, my account was hacked.

Was that OK? Did I say enough? “You’ll let me know?” That’s hardly reassuring.

Start here.

Gotta catch 'em all, which should be easy as I doubt they can run fast.

We discuss costs here.

As long as you shop around for a good hosting deal you don’t need everyone to donate to cover the costs.

Welcome aboard.

Bush crossed with Obama. With a sprinkle of Putin.

Top Gramps

I made a list of them.

I think there will be definitely people buying 2. 3 might depend on if the BLTs get a polish in the codex. Although 15 might still be a lot.