I got my buddy a so called tactical Warhammer for Christmas once. Upon unboxing he immediately when into his backyard and obliterated a cinder block. Never seen that guy look so happy.

I had a couple of football sized koi that loved getting rubs on the ridge on their “head”. I also had a tortoise who loved head pats, she was a weird one though. Seemed far more social than any tortoise I’d met before. It was both adorable and terrifying to see her tear ass when I’d visit in the morning. It wasn’t that she was fast, she just didn’t care who or what was between her and I.

I’d rather not give them even that level of attention.

I have liked exactly one live album and it’s was the Wilco Kicking Television: Live in Chicago album. Any other live album I’ve wanted to check out a window.

Speaking of rockets, could you kindly climb into one and go back to where you came from?

Of course those Penguin fucks are involved.

Alright see ya Tuesday man.

Not a surprise, still a lot of things backwards here. Edit Oh yea is there still that clown college heading north out of Tucson? Place always looked like a good place to get stabbed which is saying something for Tucson.

If you want a laugh play that song at 1.25x speed.

I feel like the armed drag queens would have absolutely handled the situation expediently. Most I know adore children and have to be brave by default to publicly go against society in such a typically colorful fashion.

I proudly display my love of my corgis by wearing a corgi riding a dinosaur in front of a rainbow on a muscle shirt when I take one for a walk.

May our legs provide light and guidance to those lost in the night.

Man I ordered a pack of curry ramen from these guys cause I was craving curry and needed to hit a cart minimum for a discount and was like sure why not. The not reasoning was the fire from both ends. It took my stomach a couple days to recover because I just scarfed it down despite the pain

There’s a fun Behind the Bastards episode on this to a degree, the main subject was Edward Bernays but it covers the banana Republic stuff and then Swindled has episode 50 The Octopus that which is more directly focused on Chiquita and their bullshit.

You sound like me talking about Eternal, just wasn’t the Doom for me.

Y’know what, given some of the things I’ve beat meat to in the past I’d be down with the Emperor getting a royal rack.

What if I helped solve your pancake problem?

Briefly, as a sign of respect.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to replace the flashlight then?

Where do you think the “Uh oh” part of the old slogan came from?