Shit

You’re gonna make me do another run through of Stargate, aren’t you?

Based on the title, I was expecting it to end with a handjob

But if this happens to you, fight back.

But remember, YOU will be going to jail if you do.

It’s not right, but it’s the truth

Kinda weird to use Apple naming convention for an Android product…

Paywalled

This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed…

I’m so confused by this situation.

From the article, it appears that he exists in a perpetual liminal state between having and not having a license, state id, and driving privileges.

I mean, yeah - fuck Walmart in general.

But I’m confused. How is Verizon’s misleading map Walmart’s fault.

It’s available, but you can’t use extensions, so ads are rampant

Straight from the showers at RNC headquarters

If I called the cops because a truck pulling a trailer blocked the pump behind him I’d be the one in trouble.

That is a very apt comparison.

Sometimes we just have to work with the infrastructure we have available, and being an asshole to someone just trying their best is shit behavior.

Yep, you’re right.

I know that song when I hear it, but never really listened to JCM enough for it to be the first one that pops into my head when I hear that phrase.

My daddy raised me on Eagles.

After the Thrill is Gone

The Eagles intensifies

It’s the only way to be sure

This merits a Darwin participation trophy at best

Same thing they vote for now - whichever candidate’s lies sound better.

" Don’t Touch My Staff: a Wizard’s Guide to Consent"

Me either. But then again, I’ve just been using Pixels for the last 5 years or so, so it’s not like I’ve been seeking a “Pixel-like” ROM…

Sounds to me like either your doctor’s billing department or your insurance company sucks. (Or both)

In the decade I’ve had my current insurance, I don’t think I’ve ever had to call them.

I still think our healthcare system is absolute bullshit, but I don’t think this is a specific problem inherent to it.

Hasn’t that always been a thing though? Isn’t that essentially what report cards are?