You’ve also not been an international laughing stock these last few years which always helps.

There’s one I see often driving around in my area and I really enjoy seeing it every time!

I don’t think you know how numbers work. Why would they be paying coworkers out of a tip that never existed?

I had the second gen nexus 7 that seemed to pick up what was a common issue with the power button (something essentially came unglued or something inside and it’d stop working). I sent it off for repair and they wouldn’t fix it because it was ‘water damaged’ (it wasn’t) and they wanted something ridiculous like £75 for basically popping off the back cover and stopping all work.

Robbing bastards Asus will never get another penny out of me.

I’ve been sat on a bus after work one time (maybe 10 years ago now) and I saw a mother open a 2L bottle of coke and fill up a bottle with a teet and pass it to a kid who was no older than 3.