What if we kissed in the mushroom burrow?

Just a couple of bros snuggling while rasing a family together.

No homo tho

That’s also what old people look like when using the front-facing camera.

My mum used to iron my boxers.

All I did was develop anorexia and now I always feel cold :)

Character arc.

Where’s the squirrel?

My wife’s boyfriend doesn’t want me to ruin my sleep schedule.

Pizza Hut specifically or delivery pizza in general?

You’ve gotta defend for an infinite amount of time, but they’ve only gotta succeed once.

So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.

Image giving me these vibes:

“This truly was a Cyberpunk 2077.”

Sorry, Big Cheese now owns your colon.

Oh, I got them mixed up. I thought the guy on the left looked simultaneously 12 and middle-aged.

GF blows you

😄

up

😕

Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

I feel persecuted; I’m shitting and cumming in fear.

I actually found a normal razor to work better than a trimmer.

Also… try getting a stiffie during the process so your nutsack tightens up, makes it easier.