I miss him in the saddest fashion.

They should upload MCAS to it. MCAS always heads back to Earth.

He wanted to nuke a hurricane. When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

We call one of our dogs “the toilet paper bandit”.

Are you doing a purposeful dry-back? If not, then they need water.

Gotta thundergun your fist right into his face.

This will get it cool enough so that it can be licked. The metal fins are sharp, so try not to cut your tongue.

“The Day The Music Died” is about being wedgied.

I like those too. Olives tend to bleed into everything which is why we would always put them on after the pizza baked.

It’s like black olives…They have to be put on after bake.

“Get two birds stoned at once.”

I was crossing the street with my mom once and the crosswalk beeped indicating it was safe to cross. She asked, “Why does it beep like that?” I said, “It’s for the deaf people.” We crossed and then she started laughing. She said, “You asshole.”.

We should definitely overthink this.

When I painted, it was a thing to send new guys out to the van for a can of roller stipple. Good times.

I gave up on tumbleweed recently. I bought Suse at Best Buy back in the day, and have always had it on a second PC around the house. I love the chameleon, but a few different showstoppers led me to remove it from my laptop. I miss it, but the last snapshot booted so slowly, and I couldn’t get past it. I’m sure I’ll put it back on there, but I like being able to diagnose it and I just couldn’t this time.

Or a hamberder.

Reminds me of Trump’s hair if it was featured on Dog Boy from the old Liquid Television series. I know it’s oddly specific, but that’s what came to mind.

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Confucius was wise.

Has a Bill Sienkiewicz vibe to it. I like it.