I think we need a good browser addin that substitutes “licks” whenever someone uses “slams” on a website. also slam->lick slammed -> licked etc. Let’s make america lick again.

I would prefer violence to this kind of thing for those responsible for injecting aggressive language into news headlines and articles, but I guess people frown upon that.

The ones actually running the show don’t actually care what skin color they have so long as they are able to work them hard with minimal labor protections and rock bottom wages.

If you look around at the news articles out there… nobody is talking about farmhands getting picked up by ICE. It seems to be exclusively people in major cities. Maybe someone has seen some articles talking about ICE arrests at places of work, but it seems like this time the goal is to nab them at church, the grocery store or when they are bringing their kids to and from school.

Good to know that our elected officials in the legislative branch are no longer able to create laws that are actually enacted.

This shit is outside the scope of the presidency.

Jesus christ, this is the onion?

I was fucking sure it had to be true. It’s his fucking MO.

Nah that’s just him defrauding the people who voted for them after they are no longer of use to him.

Voters are of no consequence on a second term when your political party is literally a cult of personality. I can’t believe the republican party sold out so quickly for a cash grab like this.

We’re all going to really be hurt by this shit

Indeed. I love our maple syrup cartel neighbors. Sweet death is vastly preferred to this mutually assured destruction of ‘tariff’ sales tax bullshit.

What do you think Tariffs are? It’s the Trump Sales Tax.

how the fuck have we not yet solved phone audio quality and consistency problems.

Blame apple

It’s a shame that you can’t copyright the output of AI, isn’t it?

The system is broken and will never work. It’s a downward spiral until the next collapse. Obviously i’m cynical but unfortunately my cynicism is rarely wrong :\

she was a terrible candidate, but how in the world did Trump not motivate people to vote for her?

Easy, as you said: she was a terrible candidate

They wanted to get that first woman “status quo” president again. It lost them more votes than it won. I can’t believe they didn’t even have another round of primaries.

When they shut out bernie they really fucked the party. This timeline is their fault as much as anyone else’s.

That’s not what the image shows though. It’s comparing a kids 8oz hot chocolate to a short 8oz hot chocolate which have different prices despite being the same items.

I have seen a few posts going around about how there are short term loans like affirm being used for coffee shops but the image here just isn’t at all related.

They can’t really do anything to a filibuster.

There is nothing that dumpy is doing that cannot be undone or re-done by a future president.

Relying on a president that changes every 4-8 years to make overwhelming changes is going to cause a lot of issues. If we thought government was dysfunctional before, just wait until it’s maliciously dysfunctional.

3 years and 356 days.

It aint much but it’s something.

I say that the executive branch has not been given the power to create laws or judge whether or not they are legal… but that seems to be what his administration has unilaterally decided is true now.

The laws are on the books. They should be implemented in good faith by the executive branch. This is not being done.

HQ wise: Musk exited to Texas.

Oracle is in Texas.

Microsoft is in Washington.

Amazon is in Washington.

Google, FB and Nvidia are in CA.

The tech bros don’t want to hire people in CA because salaries are too high. They do because that’s where a lot of coding talent is, but they also tend to have offices all over the world and produce as much work as possible offshore where labor costs are minimized. It’s why basically nothing is manufactured in CA, let alone the US. When things are manufactured here it’s almost always in places that use the $7.25 federal minimum wage, not states with a $16.50 minimum wage or where transportation costs are prohibitively expensive compared to local labor.

Literal monopoly company should have been banned from imports to the US dozens of years ago.

I’m fine with prices going sky high so long as we are eliminating exploited labor.

The reality is though these folks will seek jobs elsewhere and without any social safety nets they are in for some harsh times. I can only hope they have enough friends and family here to make it.

It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material

Genetic Material is DNA. Dry skin falling off is technically discharging genetic material. As is bleeding…

Technically a woman would be grossly violating this with every period… or by giving birth.