Carbon tax employers for miles commuted by employees, unless c-suite and board salaries are equal to the general population median salary for a 15 mile radius from the office location.

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It’s been over a year since I unboxed it, but my Nintendo 64. Last game I played was Majora’s Mask and it suffered a hard reset in the stone temple that made me box it back up.

I still have a Gen 1 Das Keyboard as well

My girl craves bananas and will circle the table when my son and I are having breakfast, demanding her share. She also likes pita chips.

My old boy (RIP) used to love avocado and seaweed snacks.

It sure reads that way. Absolutely bizarre writing style

Capitalism is all about perverse incentives. It’s unavoidable

Lying and pretending to know something who’s actually a complete stranger to them

When the stranger is a drunk woman in distress clearly trying to get away from a predator.