Nigel Farage the UK’s leading Trump toe licker and prostate massager.

Doing the Lords work

he doesn’t regret choice despite wife’s ICE arrest

I think this says more about their relationship that it does about voting Trump

Treefiddy?

Looks as though we’ll have to break out Baby Trump Blimp

What about the environment?

Did…did the front fall off?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you English comedian Troy Hawke, the roving ambassador and sole member of The Greeters Guild complimenting the denizens of New York… Troy Hawke in Washington Square Park #thegreetersguild

Vance needs a fucking good slap, how Zelenskyy didn’t get up and lay one on him is remarkable

Ozzy Osbourne, he’s free after his last gig in the summer…

Well, it appears they’ve moved everyone out of the environment

When they kick at your front door How you gonna come?

With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun

thank mr skeltal

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking “notes”. If anyone would ask what was going on, we’d say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.

There’s an independent coffee shop in the park by me, so a cappuccino, a big slice of carrot cake and just enough change for a lottery ticket.

Mmm, chocolate raisins, I can eat a lot of them

You guys got the wrong “rock”. Red Rock West is where it’s at.

Ok aqueducts, but else have the Romans done us?

What have the Romans ever done for us…?