No wonder he lost his five star rating

I wonder how many conservative politicians they’ll find.

2 5$ Footlongs a second

King of the Ash Pile is a cool title

I only dissociate with one co-worker who tells long stories. Something like, “I saw a clown at the grocery store” turns into,

“Yesterday, I drove to the grocery store with my cat in the car because he needs pills. When we got to the store I was grabbing bread for sandwiches. I want to save money making food at home so I make sure to get bread that has a lot of grain. When picking out toppings in the dairy section I saw a clown that knows where Malaysia Flight 370 is. He was next to the American cheese but I prefer Swiss”.

What if the mosquito can’t drink so it goes for a protein bar instead?

Yeah but the pledge in Japan is rad

May your reign Continue for a thousand, eight thousand generations, Until the tiny pebbles Grow into massive boulders Lush with moss

Why are they always 10x the price of normal fruit? For $12 I could buy one of every fruit or a single cup.

Is that the sound a guillotine makes?

Jim Davis absolutely phoned in this comic. It’s like watching Michelangelo finger paint.

If only there was a way to charge per visit. Something like a digital billboard.

Pshh, Jim Davis has nothing on Gary Larson.

The dev says, “yes” to every single feature an interviewer can think of. The market for a Sims competitor is ripe but this ain’t it.

2 in theory but there’s never a good pencil sharpener lying around.

Holy hell

“Imagine Reddit but every subreddit is dead” is my go to sales pitch.

Yeah map was huge. Having to watch a guide on where to flip random levers was confusing. They probably spent more time on Dead Ops Arcade.

He has a great video where he visits Home Depot

Sir this is Wendy’s

I’m bringing one of these to the next family BBQ