Still rockin’ my 6pro. I literally dropped it onto concrete today. It does have an otter box on it. But two years strong.

Well get ready to support 7 billion people in single posts for an eternity.

I love my state’s flag. It is a great design. Got a giant one in my basement.

Edit: tried to add a picture. Not cool enough to figure it out.

Old age support programs? Ah, I thought that was just called “I had to quit my job 7 months ago to take care of my father.”

Y’all are blind.

A broken clock is right twice a day. Sometimes my clothes are in style.

“Wait, what happened? We were making money. Oh, our country has been broke for a while now? Well, can we call the cruise ship guys?”

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Thank God, another stupid person like me. We are strong in numbers.

Not brioche either

Goddamn, I was blindsided by that last sentence. Sending good vibes now.

You’ll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

I keep running into obstacles preventing me from getting somewhere/finishing a job/getting laid.

I hardly ever have any reward or resolution in my dreams. Really frustrating

Reminds me of a quote from a Reddit comment years ago:

“Sometimes we lack the strength to communicate, and we whisper what we need to shout.”

Just about everything wrong in my life is my fault.

I had an idea once to make a travel pack sized blanket for air travel.

Venus Flight Wraps

I have no sense of direction. None.

I work in construction. If I show up to a site that is completely built, I get lost. If the floor is symmetrical in layout, I am totally screwed. It took me two full days on site once to get adjusted.

When assigned to a new site, if there are more than a few turns in a commute, I’m using the GPS to get there for a couple of weeks.

Also, I had no idea half of the people on this planet couldn’t whistle.

You are really cool.

America got someone triggered over paper.