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And then we’d have to raze our landscape and destroy a lot of stuff for mining

Someone would smother him in his sleep or awake. Either way I don’t know someone would smother him

He already did and a judge ruled that he had to be brought back

This country and a lot of the world has a me first mentality. A lot of people can look past some really fucked up shit if it’s not directly causing them harm.

Thrift stores are expensive now anyway. Resale shops are worse. Garage sale season is coming up.

I mean, I guess we’ll find out together

The onion part is that he can read

They conveniently deny that fact

Not that

Let’s just hope The Simpsons are actually predicting the future

Wild how much attending the Superbowl and golfing is.

I mean I’ve seen some random Instagram stuff where Republicans think that Jesus would not allow immigrants into this country. It truly is another level of delusion at this point

I literally can’t tell the difference between the parties still. /s

Ew. I’d rather bring some other fictional character into the mix

If they could feel shame they would be deeply upset by this

I don’t go through life expecting people to do Nazi salutes. Even wannabe fascists.

Watching the original video it absolutely looks like it even alone without Hitler right beside it. It did the first time and it has every time ever since that. I watched it live and immediately said, “what the fuck”

It does not

I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza

I would dice it over slices though.