Hahaha that’s great and thank you because I’m stealing it. 😁

If you ask the GOP they’d find a way to blame Jill.

I saw RotJ in theaters at a very young age. The thing I remember most was being super worried that Lando was going to die in the Falcon while they raced out, cause it looked bad. I was the most relieved person in the theater when she flew out of that fireball.

I have an very long blacklist of companies for this reason.

The problem with standing up for your privacy is that it massively diminishes the resources available to you. I’m down to shopping at Costco as a single adult, because I had to say fuck you to Target recently, and my local grocery store was busy doing anti-union bullshit at the same time. So I’m driving further and probably paying more in the long run.

But they aren’t principles if you don’t have to give something up to stick by them.

To be fair, that was the only thing IN the picture.

Islay malts always taste like somebody put a cig out in them. Ew.

Balvenie 14 year for me, thank you very much!

Cut it is head off?

I think I remember you from that Faces of Addiction poster.

Oh well in that case let’s just not worry about it!

I meant it in the way that, you know, we’re making the planet inhospitable to human life. That will destroy golf, finally! Worth it.

Climate change!

As someone who is probably 3x your age and has been around the block a few times in some non-standard social circles, let me assure you there are plenty of women out there looking for exactly what you described yourself as. Are they the majority of <insert dating app>, probably not, but who cares? You aren’t looking to date 500 people, just 1.

Be yourself and go find her.

This guy doesn’t sound basic so why would he want those basic bitches? 😂

Do you wanna be mostly/sorta/un happy with someone that was easy to get because you were role playing someone else, or do you want to be truly happy with the person that accepted you as you are, but took a lot more effort to find?

Different people will make different choices in that situation. Everyone has to decide for themselves.

Think of how many hurt feelings we’d all have to live with if they hadn’t invented rubber and glue.

Great. Now I’m double old.

Imagine proudly advertising to the world that you’re that shit at picking a partner.

Why the hell do you have a Hot Topic gift card?

Holy balls they sound better live. This is awesome!

Violates rule 5.

That sounds like a problem that will sort itself out quickly.