She was scootin’ around on one of these. Here is another link, of Marques Brownlee giving specs and driving one.

My mom has a picture of me when I was a baby taking a bath. My grandma made her censor my genitals with masking tape. I miss my grandma.

Hershey chocolates have butyric acid in them, which make them taste like vomit who are not accustomed to it. They taste sour to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G7Mjzm2g58

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won’t bite or scratch them.

My father loves hallmark movies, and Christmas music. You can’t torture him with that. I can’t handle it, drives me up the wall.

Why do I need to know what Timmy is up to, and how much he is reading?

I just had my battery replaced, so it works like new.

No, I don’t want to overcharge it.

I hope I’m lucky

It is an ellipses…

Leave the socks or feet out of your macaroni and cheese. It will make a world of difference. Only requires macaroni, butter, flour, milk, cheese, seasonings.

Why is everyone calling them checks? Are we all talking about cheques? I am confused.

I still miss BK ketchup nuggets.

In Canada we have ketchup Doritos, Pringles, rice cakes, chips, popcorn, popcorn seasonings, cheetos, crispers(baked crackers). That is all that comes to my mind, there might be more.

Ditto

I noticed that, before noticing Hitler.

I would love both #2 and #4

So moustaches are feminine?