Bonehead

Great…the Flying Spaghetti Monster just got it’s own version of Satan.

Wanted to play some games, didn’t have money but I did know someone that knew someone that knew someone that ran a BBS that had some pirated games.

Yes, I’m that old.

It is what it is

Means

This is fucked, but I can’t help

Right, which stops you from thinking of solutions and ends the discussion. But maybe it’s doesn’t have to be like that if you just talked it out a little more.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/12002819

No, really, he had received countless offers of marriage. Mostly from young gay men. OK, exclusively from young gay men, but it still counts.

They still sell it as “Autopilot and Full Self Driving”. Sure, they claim “Autopilot and Full Self-Driving Capability are intended for use with a fully attentive driver, who has their hands on the wheel and is prepared to take over at any moment”, but that’s buried in the marketing text that no one reads. It really should be called “Enhanced Lane Assist with Auto-Follow Cruise Control”, but that doesn’t sell as many cars.

Edit: Warning…Lemmy or Kbin, I’m not sure which, is current buggy and showing my link as a video connected to RedGifs. Clicking the link actually brings you to the Tesla website. Don’t open the video…

Tesla, for blatantly false advertising.

It’s a quote from Terry Prachett…

Why does it seem wrong that Patrick isn’t wearing swim trunks?

Yes, but I want auto fill turned on for some websites because they go straight to the section that I want instead of navigating through the site every time.

…and so that typing in a url doesn’t automatically auto fill with a site you’d rather not let anyone else see.

And yet the cat still has a human working for them.

Personally…I embraced my curly hair and started learning how to take care of it.

It started with the No-shampoo movement. The thing about most shampoos, especially dandruff shampoos, is that that are very harsh. “The tingling tells you it’s working” is bullshit. That’s your skin drying out from the chemicals. And the more you use it, the more dandruff you have when you stop and the more you need to use it. It’s a vicious cycle. Then you have to use a conditioner just to try to put moisture back into your scalp, but silicones can’t hydrate like natural oils that your scalp produces can. The biggest confusion is not washing my hair for a few days, and ending up with dandruff and greasy hair.

After not shampooing for about 3 months and then only using shampoo once every 2 weeks, I found that my dandruff almost disappeared. Almost…because I was still using harsh shampoos that would strip all the moisture from my head and dry out my scalp. My hair would be oily for a few days and then return to normal after a few showers. That’s when I decided to grow out my hair and learn to take care of the curls. I discovered that most shampoo are harsh because of the sulfates, parabens, phthalates, alcohols, and other chemicals designed specifically to strip your hair of oils. Switching to sulfate free shampoos stopped that cycle immediately. Learning about conditioners and other hair products brought out curls that practically every woman I meet would kill to have for themselves. And I haven’t had dandruff or itchy dry scalp ever since, even on the coldest and driest days in the winter.

Treat your beard the same way. The skin underneath still needs the oils it produces to stay healthy. Use the same sulfate free shampoo to wash your beard and allow your skin to heal and rehydrate naturally.

When the whispering winds of shit are blowing, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

This is the Canadian Reform Alliance Party all over again…

No, and we all know it, but it’s still going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

Oh come on…640kb is more than enough for everyone…

Admit it…if your legs could do that, you’d stand up like that every single time. Just because you could. Just like every time General Grievous climbs into a shuttle and does that flip.

Then it will still taste good but it just won’t be as tasty as it could be. Patience and planning makes for great pizza, but even thrown together pizza is still better than frozen.

That’s what the boxed mix is for…people that need everything measured out and as simple as possible. And pretty soon that may be all you can get. So you’re either going to have to give them up, or get better at cooking. I’d suggest getting better at cooking. It really makes life easier, or at least tastier.