why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

They’re all $400 six months after release.

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here’s my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I’ll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would’ve happened if I never pirated it? I’d be saying the same thing about someone else’s game.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

See, I did all that… and then audio broke. So, I couldn’t anymore, man. I probably could’ve copied the install, kept it updated and held it for a resolution but I just don’t demand that much from my builds anymore really. I went with Mint with XFCE and haven’t had a single issue since install. I’m good. If it comes down to Ubuntu’s base, a lot more eyes will be on the problem and I’ll sort it out then.

I quit using Arch after about ten years of using it because Team Fortress 2 quit working and none of the resolutions on protondb fixed my issue.

Priorities, people.

pushes proud boys and maga-hat Republicans in a corner and throws a blanket over them

Just don’t look over there.

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I hate that I’ll never have to edit this.

I also /s

I hate I have to spell it out. Not necessarily to you but… come on, internet.

I’m a little iffy on just how Google-free any Pixel after 5 is even if you run Lineage or something.

The mainstream web… yes.

The back of the house has never been fucking better. Mastodon changed the game. Why hang out at some asshole’s website, hating the website, lacking features and full of advertisements to suck you dry, when you can just come down to the flea market of federated social media and shoot the shit with someone real?

You give them the freest phone with the most open operating system you can find and people will install the spyware themselves.

Fuckin kill him!

I’m half in on Ash being directly inspired by Monkey D. Luffy.

Characters that say or do things that seem insane to other people but it makes perfect sense to them. Being an oddball but more like you’re from another planet more than being flat out wrong.

Aang from Avatar fits this mold pretty well too.

My head canon is that she’s the Rick Sanchez of her universe only she’s a force for good rather than nihilism and self-indulgence.