No he won’t.

Been outside or watched the news lately. What’s there to be in a good mood about?

“Fuck the planet. I’ll be dead from too much McD’s in a few years. What do I care.” - Trump

Still a slave to time on weekends. Gotta do all the shit I don’t have time to do during the work week.

I can’t believe Biden and Obama started these fires. With their energy weapons. And now they aren’t doing anything to put them out. Trump would have had the fires out before they started. The dems aren’t even using aircraft or people….those videos on the news are fake AI.

-Some MAGA probably

He doesn’t need talk about. He already has an amazing, the most wonderful, most detailed super duper plan. Really the best plan ever made. At least we think that is what Elon told him…hard to understand him with a dick in his mouth. On how to fix literally everything within 30 minutes if being sworn in.

Don’t worry. Trump said there will be all hell to pay. No real definition of what that means…plus we know he’s full of shit. So everything will work out just fine.

He’s going to be too busy working under the resolute desk to notice anything.

Just wait until his tariff plan solves all the issues. /s

California has private firefighters. This is not a joke, they really do.