“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”

(Feeds article into an AI document summarisation tool)

Summary: Because money.

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo…”

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

All 3 companies he has “founded” are only 7 months old. Prior to that he has been mostly a scrum master and business analyst. He has no people management experience, no experience in establishing and executing strategies, and this post illustrates all of these short comings.

It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.

K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.

They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.

“I like to stack. I want to go to an ancient civilisation now. No, now!”

Except that you can …

Cancel auto payments

Edit: I get you. You mean multiple cards within PayPal itself per vendor. Yeah, that seems like similar effort but at least you can see everything in one portal. I have a single card linked with just enough limit to cover subscriptions and the odd internet purchase.

Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

“You’re gonna need a bigger manger.”

Subscribed.

“Helene Loos, an aroma researcher”

Of course her last name is another word for toilets.

Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.

Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”

Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”

Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”