When I was a teenager the local mall made it quite clear that they didn’t want teenagers in the mall. I think it just stuck for a lot of us.

Because penises are funny and vaginas are a line.

I wasn’t impressed with it. It was fine but it’s just spaghetti.

I mean, penises are just inherently funny. Look at them, they’re ridiculous.

Absolutely.

I’m never gonna have a lot of money but at least I had more time to myself.

I use my debit card a lot but I really like flea markets and junk sales and they are often cash only. I also get cash from metal scrap and it’s my “walking around money “

How can they not accept legal tender? I’m pretty sure that’s against the law.

Plus you can avoid tax which is always nice.

You kids and your government tracked money. I buy too many things for cash to not have a wallet.

He’s44/45 In Breakfast Club.

Just let me know when it starts working.

I would buy 15 bullets and see how many fit in my head.

Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.

I can be.

I just want him gone and quiet.

Oh what a dream.

I read the 100 years ago today sub, 100%. Though it needs more tophat.

I got a week ban for being sarcastic, they said if I apologize and promise to be nice I could come back on. I said please make it permanent and never send me notifications.

Their demographics are fucked and the largest group of men are middle aged. Weird population age densities were caused by all the bad living in the 90’s.