Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.

Gotta be honest, I’m not the person to ask for the plant names. The marigolds and lilies are easy to remember but I didn’t pick the flowers. I’m more landscaping than plants.

Thank you!

Also we’re going to add more rocks, some driftwood, at least one garden gnome, and some more ornaments once the plants take.

Their whole point is to cover up the rat traps the landlord told us we can’t move.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

I’m from Nebraska and volunteered for them a few times and I feel like they’ve probably got a rough position being as Nebraskans seem to hate wildlife in every context but hunting and fishing.

Edit: also the geese seem pretty passive there, never personally had nor witnessed a negative interaction with them.

That’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility to be honest.

I assume somebody will pay for the novelty. Besides, if my summer raising chickens was to be believed those eggs are rare enough that it’s not like there has to be a huge demand.

Hell if I recall correctly they aren’t even that far off each other on the proverbial family tree.

Edit: though I should mention they’ve both strayed pretty far from those roots.

Either that or Joe Mama

The amount of rage you could milk from that almost makes it feel worth it.

I figured out what you meant but my initial mental image for “automatically chain together” was a long line of Hondas and Teslas connected by short tow straps.

Magpies are the friendliest birds for people but I almost feel bad about it because they’re dicks to other birds.

“We gotta find somewhere inconspicuous to hide this body”

I was waiting for somebody to point out that those are wood screws.

Ron Weasley!