They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…
For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
Isn’t that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).
They live! Here, put on these sunglasses.
You know what? I’ll save us all some time and just put them on
His honesty is refreshing
Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.
Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.
I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.
Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.
How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?
To make room for the pennies
I also don’t see any eels in it.
Drop your panties sir William I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
Sorry I don’t get the reference here.
It’s a Monty Python sketch
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground
I mean, it’s solid gold. Won’t go to high off the ground easily!
That is actually impressive
Yhe bitcoin logo 😄
Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico
Fake, he is laughing on some of them.
Wait what? His hovercraft isn’t made from diamonds? What a peasant.
Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it’s boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don’t even charge it, just buy a new one.
He’s made of the shed skins of molted lizards
Still better than another Trump presidency
And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.
With the social network he owns polarising society, he might well get to enjoy these ‘animals’ ‘tear each other apart’
