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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75arrow-down1·1 year agoBirthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoReally want a big cake now
minus-squareOneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year ago…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoNah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
minus-squareMrBusiness@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agoRechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoI’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didn’t kill myself.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy …where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoOf course you didn’t! Falling out of the window was an accident.
Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
Really want a big cake now
…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
No. 🗿
Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee!
Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.
I didn’t kill myself.
…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
Of course you didn’t!
Falling out of the window was an accident.
Big if true