“how dare you?! I am an orca. That other name is offensive.”
“I am a dolphin, not a whale.”
An orca isn’t an Italian orc?
Only if you say it like this: orc-à 👌
I think tom scott did a video where he mentioned that in the original languange it was “whale killer” not killer whale but people tranlated it word for word, losinh the meaning.
Sir, you are not helping your client’s case in the slightest…
Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.
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Your Otter! This trial is nothing but a whale hunt!
Stamets, what the hell? Are you trying to break my upvote finger or something? It’s starting to get sore…
The real question is, are beluga wales good lawyers?
Why, because they’re white?!
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“Well, to be honest I am a porpoise. An Orca to be more precise.”
Killer porpoise!
You did that on porpoise!
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