You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?
Man’s gotta eat
Randy, why don’t you go and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus ass motherfucker.
I’m off the cheeseburgers J-ROC
Mafks with guts like that ain’t OFF tha cheeseburgers. Mafks with guts like that are definitely ON tha cheeseburgers
Frig off, Ricky!
Randy is 36 months pregnant and does not have room for another burrito.
That is a donair you half nut lost eyed whiskey on the rocks dim-lit.
I’m sorry, you don’t know what you’re missing out on, you don’t know how painful your life truly is. You’l never know the delight of our halifax donairs sauce, gods cum
You’ll never know the pleasure of real pepperoni. You’ll never feel the shame of eating an entire medium garlic finger, nor the glory in it. You’ll never either hate with a passion or love like your firstborn the chicken bone candy. The greatest of greasy ass and unhealthy foods will never be available to you. You know not what you miss.
Randy: I don’t want a pharmaceutical boner, I want a boner made from love
I hope that’s his name
He also goes by Randingo
Or Bobanders
But mostly Randers
His full name is “Randy Bobandy”
Jared Genesis lookin ass!
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