Stealth games in 1981: “You have to escape from the literal fucking Nazis, who are seeking to genocide most of Europe.”
Stealth games in 2019: “You are a goose”
I just got that game a few weeks ago after having somehow completely missed it. I’ve never laughed harder being an absolute cunt to the whole town.
I love how much I relate to this comment. That game is so silly and delightful.
what game is it?
Untitled Goose Game, currently half off on steam.
“It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose.”
I guess if the only game in the 80’s you played was Mario Bros and not Pacman…
Alternately, videogames now: I have a farm and it’s the nicest farm of them all, and all the chickens have names and are demonstrably happy. Also I moonlight as an interior decorator for all my friends with whom I have deep personal relationships.
Just saying, we may be playing different types of games here.
you’re a downtrodden anti-hero trying to survive in a dystopian world…
Is my alarm clock the game?
Nintendo is still making run, jump, eat this flower, collect the coins games and they’re still excellent.
1982: You are General Custer and trying to rape an American Indian woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer’s_Revenge
Mark my words, Ashen-one. You shall remain among the accursed