Still shocks me he ran unsuccessful casinos. How does someone even do that?
Deliberately, because fraud
Ironically, these traits would make him a terrible President in Bizarro World. He’d never win an election.
Thats the thing about Bizzaro Trump. He was never president.
It’s the US voter that is the real Bizzaro.
Bizzaro Tump has all the principles they tout but none of the voting base.
One could argue Bizzaro Trump was nominated multiple times. Except he would actually never really want to be president.
Stable genius
The best part of that quote is it means we know a medical professional called him an unstable moron to his face at some point.
Isn’t a fucking traitor
Doesn’t rape women and (probably)girls.
Looks kinda like Eisenhower
Spells United States of America correctly, and can actually read that and pronounce correctly too.
For real yall, to get this image I wrote, “45th president that looks healthy with clear skin.”
Looks like Homelander aged up and then airbrushed
- Refuses to own a beauty pageant
- makes an effort to hire deserving employees and doesn’t make a public spectacle
- publishes a book of his tried and true, verified tips on how to help people solidify arrangements and agreements.
- Partners with a steak company because he believes in the product and wants to help feed people inexpensive farm to table beef.
- enjoys a cheeseburger where the beef is hand patted from never frozen beef.
Man I could go on …
enjoys a cheeseburger where the beef is hand patted from never frozen beef.I feel this one deep in my soul.
Humble in defeat
Superior vocabulary
Admits he is sometimes a bit eccentric, and rarely ever the smartest person in the room (nor does he wish to be)
Does not advocate for grabbing any person, regardless of gender, by any part of their anatomy
Bizarro Trump would always be the smartest person in any room
