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I should have been a blow job!
GO TO THERAPY YOU TRAUMATIC FUCKS
Throw a couple Apple shares in a college fund for me.
Yay yours isn’t sad!
Don’t.
“Don’t have kids.”
If you want your children to engage in a certain behavior, you have to actively model that behavior. A kid isn’t going to do the thing if they never see you doing the thing, no matter how much you call them out on not doing the thing.
If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he’s eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug… go easy on him.
Marty… what a nice name.
You have ADHD and your kids probably will too.
Physical punishment is traumatic, unhelpful and builds resentment.
I’ll jump on the “just don’t” train. Like serious try again some other time but just abort this one
Don’t impose your religion on your kids or you’ll just drive them away and you’ll never get to know them as adults before the cancer kills you.
Don’t have kids, ever.
I could write a novel here honestly but I’ll keep it a bit brief:
Don’t ask your toddler which parent they’ll go with if you 2 get a divorce. If you don’t love your partner you should get a divorce. Joint custody is a thing.
Don’t “stay together for the kids” you will only cause them more mental harm in the long run.
Don’t make your young children have to be the most mature person in the room. They should be allowed to be a kid.
Be at least somewhat involved in your kids lives, if you’re not don’t be surprised when they don’t choose to involve you in their lives as they get older.
This resonates 💔
Don’t provide your 12 year old cigarettes, weed and booze .
Don’t