Tell me you don’t speak French without telling me you don’t speak French

Years ago I consulted for a French company and analyzed their processes. Heavily depended on Excel. They all pronounced Excel Sheet as “Excel Shit”. All day long it was sentences like"…and then I make an Excel Shit here", “… then I give the Shit to my colleague”. It was glorious… (and technically they were right).

French pronounce chat as in chat, not like the animal. They are morons when it comes to foreign languages, particularly English, but not that much.