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I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and, when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
I picture you looking around confused, searching for your pillow, then farting a buch of loose feathers.
It’s an old joke, likely much older than I am, but I first read it in a Garfield comic. A cursory search doesn’t return that strip for me, but I did like this one:
I’ve put worse things in my mouth today.
Brussel sprouts?
Careful, these little batteries kill people if swallowed. And it’s gonna be slow, painful and stopping it is near impossible.
was it
Sadly, cake
Bon appetit.
Oh come on. AirPods. This was the perfect chance to say
Bone apple teeth
my ass swiped on the image
