Spite, that’s what your enemy’s want. Don’t give them the fucking satisfaction!
I want to outlive this shitty marriage I’m stuck in, sort out my finances, and take back my own life. I’m sick of being called a fucking cunt or accused of hiding money or all the shit he’s saying to me, none of which is true. He’s a malignant narcissist and I’m so tired of living like this.
all the meals you’ll miss.
all the movies you won’t see.
all the porn you’ll miss.
all the awkward conversations you won’t start on purpose with people stuck in really long elevator rides.
all the banks you won’t rob.
all the people you’ll never flip off for cutting you off.
all the drugs you won’t take.
all the reasons. life is wide and varied, tired of how your life is? be brave, get creative. but most of all
have fun.
edit: best elevator story I have. I was riding up a slow asf elevator at a friends apartment and this middle aged woman and her little poodle got on with me. she was making small talk with me and I asked her what breed her dog was. Some kind of poodle mini mix idk. I seriously looked up at her and told her when I lived in Vietnam my neighbors served me poodle. the taste was amazing, it practically melted in my mouth and went really well with the broth they had.
the look on her face was…disturbed. once I was done explaining the succulent meal she called me disgusting. I asked her why, everyone has had noodles at some point. she stood there, dumbfounded and said nothing to me before I got off.
awkward situations are like…the best to get you out of a negative space.
Because we need you to help make world a better place to live.
Plus you’ll miss cat videos.
Just about every single attempt to self-terminate stems from a systemic flaw or imbalance in the fragile human form. Pretty much always treatable. What seems logical now might seem silly later. Don’t let irrational mentality run your life or your death.
Also, there are people who oppose you. Fuck those people. Your life ending would benefit them, therefor you can never die.
A good cup of coffee.
There are so many ways to be a hero for those around you. Why end your life when you could dedicate your life to help those in need? When you feel at your lowest, remember that there is someone, right now, who wants to know and believe in you and who hopes that you could do your very best to help them and others.
This is intended to be motivating. Instead of leaving a hole in the world, you could become a role model for others.
Science, pancakes, art, philosophy, cats.
¡Think of the society that would crumble if everyone that was an impoverished wage slave ended their life! If even so much as a third to a fifth of the world’s population did it, everything would be ripping apart at the seams pretty quick.
You can always end it later, so stick around a little longer and see how things play out.
Weaponized procrastination, I like it
Everything ends and everything changes.
Might as well see what will come your way.
This is my philosophy too. If you’re gonna do it then there’s no harm in doing something fun first, and if it’s still bad tomorrow you can finish it then. Having suicide as an option always on the table is a bit freeing, honestly. Momento mori and all that.
This is my excuse. I can die any day I want, but I can’t play the new warframe update after I die so I’ll just put that off.
And if you wait long enough it’ll end anyway.
Spite
Food tastes good
Sunsets are awesome
Some people are worth being around
You might mess up the attempt and end up worse off than you are now
Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place
Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place
With modern life being as it is, we would be screwed either way in most religions. Everyone is probably breaking at least a couple of dozen rules in every religion.
Even if you just need to follow a central “be kind”-rule - how kind is it to buy stuff on Amazon, packed and delivered by wage slaves, which was imported from China (which may include child or slave labour) [or some US states for that matter] while also hurting the environment in the process.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Literally the entire plot of The Good Place
If anyone still haven’t watched it, they should.
BORTLES! 🍾🔥
Such a good series, but I deliberately didn’t mention it here as not to spoil too much😅
this is what your enemies would like to see. don’t have enemies? make some
And make sure you’re alive long enough to spit on their graves.
Don’t do the Nazis’ job for them.
My partner and dog would be sad.
I don’t have nearly enough credit card debt to annoy the cc companies when I die
Yeah, the biggest 3 links to meaning are our social connections. Children, partner, and pets. Close family/cherished friend can replace one of the three.
I’m not going to pretend it’s a good answer because it cuts in many directions, but the following has been my thinking on this:
Because if you have nothing to live for, you have nothing holding you back from taking massive risks. Take the massive risk over your own life. Suicide can come later, once you’ve done something risky and cool first that requires a meatsuit. As far as we know you only get one of those, and there’s far more than you might think that only requires one of 'em and infinite risk tolerance.
Not comfortable with the risk? Why, if you have nothing to live for? Tease that out and you can work in the other direction.
Oh so I should rob a bank first?
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Rob a bank, stowaway on a container ship, free climb a mountain or skyscraper, take out a bunch of loans and spend it on whatever, scam a bunch of dangerous people, the sky’s the limit. I’d actually say think bigger.
