cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/18416511
I’m sorry, but the lede on this broke me to the point of uncontrollable laughter. This is just so profoundly stupid, I don’t think Monty Python at their peak could parody this.
It’s also a lot of water to waste in the West, which is unfortunate.
…all without losing a single one of those supporters. When interviewed, multiple MAGA farmers said Trump was playing 4 dimensional chess and somehow his plan would provide more than twice the amount of water for irrigation than he released from the reservoirs.
“I mean it’s just physicamagerks, every action has a double reactioning. You done learned that in homeschool physicamgerks. You let all the waters out and double come back. Trump sure is one heck of a genius. I also like his plan to kill Mexicans.”
-Dumbfuck McMagoo