I had to look up thirst trap.
Is the implication that not showering is sexy?
She comments on the site “Long haired scruffy woodsman. Yes Please.” so I think the lack of shower and grooming gives him the scruffy, non groomed look. Not showering one day if your normally do does not exactly make you nasty. Im pretty sure my wife like me sometimes less groomed and wild but she also gets excited about very well groomed like when dressing up. Honestly I think its more about her mood than how I look.
I can go backwoods to a tux and everything in between. My wife is much the same, not so much on the woodsy look yet. Had to talk her out of wearing patent leather boots to hike in.
Women are exactly like us in that they love variety. People get bored looking at each other when they look the same every single day. Mix it up a little guys!
Miles per hour, no time for a shower.
yeah. I googled and have no idea what it means. I mean from context clues I feel that is refering to her. maybe a term of endearment?
I read it as “mmph” like an onomatopoeia.
see if it was small letters and the extra m and I would totally think that. why use capitals for a loose noise? makes sense though.
Because they don’t use lower case in their writing. I agree that would have made it more clear, though this is assuming in even right