Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

(I lowered the white levels of the original attached image to try to save people who put their screen brightness too high and/or room lighting too low from themselves - this is your hostile reminder to stop giving yourself eyestrain 🙏)

  • MNByChoice@midwest.socialEnglish
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    20 days ago

    Any message containing “a friendly” is not and never will be friendly. Just how “a polite” does not make it polite.

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pubEnglish
      01·
      20 days ago

      Or how adding “no offense” doesn’t remove the deep offense you just bestowed onto the receiving party haha

      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        19 days ago

        Any phrase that begins with “With all due respect” is about to be delivered with an absolute lack of all respect

        • lenuup@reddthat.comEnglish
          1·
          18 days ago

          Au contraire. Anything that begins with “With all due respect” is delivered with all the respect the recipient is actually due.