cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
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Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
Like goatse, his turds fall freely
It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.
Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans
Smooth as a barry sax riff.
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum
I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest
We used to just call it Santorum
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
Right on the lips you say?
He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
What if we put the stocks their trading as well?
Great idea! A little stock ticker! Throw some LED lights on that bitch like it’s an outfit for a rave!
We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.
Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.
Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.
Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.
We can’t have nice things.
Good points, thanks.
This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their
bribedonationsIf the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites
F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.
It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
Apparently Coke does this shit for every presidential elecrion and governors too but this is the only time it was diet and hand delivered by the ceo.
Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Actually I think some of it is the weight he’s lost recently.
But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Fuck, me too
Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.
Ozempic probably.
Think it’s wegovy? I think it’s wegovy.
-someone who is on wegovy
I, too, am older than ever before.
He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden
Till 88 year old president Nancy Pelosi takes reigns in 2028 with vice president George W Bush at her side.
Oh look an ad
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
Lmao right? This cost them nothing. A graphic designer probably whipped this up in a few minutes, print, stick on a bottle, done.
It cost them at least one lifelong customer.
I’m sure they paid for this massive photo op in more than a single bottle of coke.
Yeah. 5 dollars more (the commemorative, duh) 😂
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby…
That’s why the guy put his right hand on the table… Prevent rumors.
Maybe Pepsi is ok.
Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.
Never forget Fanta.
It’s like everyone forgot that Pepsi stopped George floydd protests and passed sweeping justice system reform. /$
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m gonna piss on his grave
I guarantee that it’s true
That one’s free.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll piss on his grave
And make sure it comes true
Free edit for you as well ✌️
Why ruin a perfectly good anti joke tho
The old gang’s getting back together!
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
And somehow Trump, who allegedly reeks of old ketchup and shit, spouts constant nonsense, and looks like the skin of a dried hot dog, does?
No thanks. Hamburger heart attack “day JUAN!”
I’m a “no, Pepsi isn’t ok” guy, but I’m never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump’s ass.
Yeah, gave up Pepsi over their continued involvement in Russia, now I’m giving up Coke over their involvement with a Russian stooge.
I’m at RC right now.
Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you
I second this.
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
Weirdest part to me is that I really can’t believe that he’s drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there’s concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.
Naw, I think it’s because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it’s diet coke or nothing. I’m in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.
Same. The only thing that calms the beast that lives in my soul is the sweet embrace of aspartame. I cant even really drink mixed drinks with non diet soda. Sugar Free Redbull and Vodka just hits so good.
My behaviors shouldn’t be emulated 😅
I’m now 9 years sober, by back in my day I would do redbull + tequila as my hair of the dog drink of choice. Cause if I survived one, I felt great.
Is it because US coke has corn syrup instead of cane sugar?
It’s a factor. Coke, Diet Coke, and Coke Zero all taste different regardless so individual preferences are guaranteed.
Yes.
I can’t stand American Coke but if I ever see the bottles of Mexican Coke then I’ll get that.
Not that I like the man but I believe he’s also been against alcohol life long? Definitely has some concern with what he consumes.
Not trying to defend the taste. I hate the taste of diet coke myself, but I don’t know what it is about that diet soda specifically. I have met many people in real life and through the internet that just fucking LOVE diet coke. Idk why, but they drink 3-5 cans a day. I am working with one now that had to stop drinking for health reasons and she was talking about how she missed the taste a couple weeks ago.
Diet Coke lovers are a dedicated breed.
People just love getting addicted to shit. We are all guilty of it. We equate the dopamine rush with actual enjoyment of things. I’m not sure I actually like anything, so much as it’s my brain tricking me.
This is a little tongue in cheek, but also a little not.
I’m not sure how much chemical tweaking they did on aspartame, but I suspect it ended up being overfitted to their test group because I can’t stand the taste of it. It just tastes a bit off to me, like there’s some undesirable chemical in there.
Stevia was disappointing for me because the ones granulated like white sugar also have that flavour. Maybe it’s from traces of whatever solvent was used to extract it from the plant.
I’d rather have water than any diet soda.
Coke has been doing this every year.
He probably wanted to be special and the ability to say “First DIET coke inaugural bottle”
From the comments here, it seems like his plan of making people think Coke is doing it to endorse him is working.
