Look man, I could be your boss. You should be taking breaks to refresh as it helps you work better. Taking a load off can be a useful chance to refresh. So yes I will pay you to go to the loo during work hours.

Us salaried fools pooping for free 😭

Well not really, I’m still leaving at the same time so less time working

Sunday dumps are the best.

I once got paid $21 for a single log.