You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because “Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes” like its an original thought.

Well… Its my turn.

“This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!”

In other words: Coca-cola doesn’t have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.