Oh man this almost made me pee myself
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
You’ve got it backwards: it’s when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke…
So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour’s askin’ why I’m limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can sayIn case anyone’s ears haven’t been blessed by the musical majesty of “No Cock Like Horse Cock”.
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It’s so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn’t.
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
