If one million people are using a headphone jack, I’m one of them;
If five people are using a headphone jack, I’m one of them;
If one person is using a headphone jack, that one is me;
If no one is using a headphone jack, I’m no longer alive;
If the world is against headphone jacks, then I’m against the entire world;
Till my last breath, I’ll use a headphone jack.