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    14 days ago

    If one million people are using a headphone jack, I’m one of them;
    If five people are using a headphone jack, I’m one of them;
    If one person is using a headphone jack, that one is me;
    If no one is using a headphone jack, I’m no longer alive;
    If the world is against headphone jacks, then I’m against the entire world;
    Till my last breath, I’ll use a headphone jack.