Opportunistic Lab Intern:

“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”

Topologist: that is a plate

Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.

The beaker is always full, when it’s half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?

Ahh found that label!:

99.985% Pure.

Nitrogen (N₂): 39%

Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%

Argon (Ar): 0.465%

Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%

Water (H₂O): 50%

Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized

Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.