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Yoda: Won, you did? Dead, Anakin is? Thought not, you hypocrite. Don’t talk to me again unless you’re dead.
Force Ghost Organa after Alderaan blows up: “I’m haunting you until you die you little green asshole lol.”
He doesn’t get to be a force ghost because he isn’t a Jedi.
He’s Jimmy Smits, he gets to do whatever he wants.
To Degoba, I must fuck off.
To the ketamine cave, I go.
A 2001 Honda Civic, I must steal.
He was fine until Luke got there and started asking too many questions. Like any parent.
Then he fucking died
He farted and fucking died?
He bore down too much and farted something out that’s supposed to stay in. Fucking ketamine.
I know this is a meme, but I always considered Yoda as winning the fight, but without enough left to fight off any reinforcements, being thus unable to finish the job. Winning the battle but losing the war, etc.
Winning the battle but losing the war, etc.
That was a theme of the prequel series, so it certainly fits. But I feel like its too cheeky by half. Like Lucas felt as though he had something to prove by making all the original named Jedi nigh unstoppable juggernauts, right up until the end. Palpatine’s a badass dude. It’s okay for him to be a bit scarier than Dooku.
Probably the most missed opportunity in that final movie was Anakin just stabbing Mace Windu in the back, rather than going full Darth Vader Ultra-Instinct mode and overpowering him with his Sith hate. That last fight with Obi-Wan really missed a beat, too. Imagine Anakin using his unleashed Force powers to summon a massive lava wave direct at Obi, only for him to dodge and Anakin to be peppered with globs of lava splatter in the backwash. Also would have been a great opportunity to end Padme, with Obi-Wan caught between rescuing the lava-splattered love-struck innocent Senator or his wicked apprentice, only to lose them both.
So many quality dramatic scenes squandered. sigh
